In my fantasy world, the couple gets married, settles into their love nest and begin a life of bliss. Perhaps the most unexpected, yet serious issue they will face is dirt. You see, the average man doesn’t see dirt the same way a woman does. Seventy percent of men are legally classified as “cleaning impaired.” So, while most women can see or at least sense a molecule of dirt a man may not notice how grubby and sticky things are until he has difficulty walking through it.