Ohl: The Arthritis Special
Pat did not fall out of the golf cart gracefully, but who does? He did a hard face plant, then instinctively, to save himself, he desperately reached out and managed to snag the moving cart with one hand. After being dragged a short distance, he was forced to release his grip. But he continued rolling - eventually going over the edge of the cart path and down the steep hill. Pat made some very unacrobatic bouncing moves while gravitating downward. He finally stopped and laid sprawled out in the rough, face down, and not moving or groaning. Pat appeared to be dead.