I have a friend.

We talk, tell jokes, and laugh—like friends do, but we are different in a lot of ways.

I like cats—he likes dogs, but we’re still friends.

I like old cars—he wonders why, but we’re still frlends.

I like the Vikings—he is a Cheesehead, but we’re still friends.

I am a farm kid—he is a city boy, but we’re still friends.

I like a green lawn and flowers—he has a nasty yard, but we’re still friends.

I am a Democrat—he is a Republican, but we’re still friends.