Ohl: Hidden Powers
I have the ability to track down those socks that hide from us. After many years of practice, I have developed a unique talent for untangling Christmas lights. I have a knack for perfectly timing the microwave so the leftovers come out hot, but not lava hot. I have the gift of parallel parking in one swift, smooth motion (usually) and I have the dexterity to open a bag of chips without making a sound, often referred to as “stealth snacking.”